Meet Our Bachelors

A good man is hard to find, but we have assembled eligible bachelors as incentives for our contestants to reach for the stars.  Will our ladies be able to tell who is the good, the bad, or just the strange? Which is the man of her dreams and who is just a dork prize? Decide for yourself, by reading their complete profiles below.

 

CAPTAIN 4 U

 

Age: 34

Height: 6’1"

Occupation: Naval Captain (recently retired)

Zodiac Sign: Taurus

 

Self-Summary: I had one disastrous relationship in the past. Now I'm looking to fall in love again.

 

What I'm looking for: I'm the type of guy that will stand up for the woman I love, but for me to love her, she'll have to do the same for me.

Favorite Book: 1776

Favorite , Movie, or TV show: How I Met Your Mother

Favorite Food: Fresh Salmon. I've always loved it, always will.

Favorite Hobby: Anything that gets the wind in my hair: running, biking, sailing, you name it.

3 things I can't live without: Really? Besides the obvious, I like to live with a sense of purpose, respect, and dedication

 

Feelings on pets: I don't have any but I would love the irony of having a parrot

Feelings on kids: The reason I'm changing over to a civilian life is that I want to start a family.

 

Something I am really good at: Directions. No GPS necessary; I've got the sun and the stars, always constant in their dependability.

 

Army Colonial
Age: 35

Height: 5’11”

Occupation: Army Colonial (recently retired)

Zodiac Sign: Libra, I think.

 

 

Self-Summary: Retired Army Colonial who is well-traveled, and loves music.

 

What I'm looking for: I'm looking for a duet partner, who's sweet, yet impulsive.

 

 

Favorite Book: A Farewell To Arms

Movie, or TV show: Friday Night Lights, The Red Violin

Favorite Food: Barbecue chicken

Favorite Hobby: I've always enjoyed music and play the piano and oboe but now that I'm getting a Masters in music I guess you wouldn't call it a hobby anymore, so I think I have to find a one. I don’t know what. I'd love to start taking long walks with someone special.

 

3 things I can't live without: Food, Water, … I guess that's the Army for you.

 

Feelings on pets: I've always had to be on the move before but now I'd love to get a couple of dogs.

Feelings on kids: I've got the patience it takes to raise them.

 

Something I am really good at: Push-ups

PEMBERLY

 

Age: 22

Height: 5’10”

Occupation: Student

Zodiac Sign: Seriously?

 

Self-Summary: Pre-law student at Harvard, following in the footsteps of my father and grandfather.

 

What I'm looking for: No comment

Favorite Book: Atlas Shrugged

Favorite Movie or TV show: No 
Favorite Food: No comment
Favorite Hobby: No comment

 

3 things I can't live without: My principles, Reason, & Pride

 

Feelings on pets: No comment

Feelings on kids: No comment

 

Something I am really good at: Presiding over the Harvard branch of The Young Republicans

MYSTER-Y

 

 

Age: 29

Height: 5’8”

Occupation: Personal Assistant

Zodiac Sign: I was born in April in the year of our lord 1985.

 

Self-Summary: I'm a successful man looking for a successful marriage.

 

What I'm looking for: I'm a man used to a certain standard of living searching for a woman who has achieved the same to bring a wealth of style to our marriage.

 

Favorite Book: I most heartily recommend The Miracle of Tithing

Favorite Movie or TV show: I leave the more common pursuits to the appropriate others.

Favorite Food: My favorite meal is Wild Mushroom Benedict w/ Truffle Mornay Sauce

Favorite Hobby: I appreciate fine art and like to indulge in the most reputable museums.

 

3 things I can't live without: My reputation. My aspirations. My means of creating an elegantly comfortable life.

 

Feelings on pets: I think pets tend to ruin the carefully acquired furniture.

Feelings on kids: I hope is that my future wife will keep our brood very well behaved and presentable.

 

Something I am really good at: I'm very clever at coming up with flirtatious riddles.

YOUNGER BROTHER

 

Age: 24

Height: 5’8”

Occupation: Minister

Zodiac Sign: I was born in March so its Pisces, the one with fish.

 

Self-Summary:

I'm wanting to break away from the expectations that I join the family business. Instead I've felt the call for ministry and so I've be studying to become ordained.

 

What I'm looking for: A good woman who will bring some charm, fun, and excitement to being a preacher’s wife!

Favorite Book: Occupational requirement: Gospel of John, Latest Guilty Pleasure: World War Z

Favorite Movie or TV show: TV: Supernatural, Movie: Chronicles of Narnia, (brought a childhood fav to life.)

Favorite Food: Lasagna and crisp garlic bread, great for sharing.

Favorite Hobby: Scuba diving, my family spends a good amount of time in the Caribbean.

3 things I can't live without: Really just one thing, my faith, because with that everything else becomes possible. However I've also very thankful for a strong sunscreen and pecan pie.

 

Feelings on pets: I grew up around horses.  Some of the bests moments of childhood were riding with my brother,  sisters, and foster sister.

Feelings on kids: Absolutely, some day.

 

Something I am Really Good At: Compassion and Foosball. 

OLDERBROTHER

 

 

Age: 29

Height: 6’0”

Occupation: CEO in training

Zodiac Sign: Leo

 

Self Summary: On track to take over the reins from my father & become CEO in the next 5 years, but for now I spend half the year “learning” from him in NYC and half the year managing our branch in Antigua…which basically runs itself.

What I'm looking for: I can get us in where ever you might want to go, so you’ll need to have an outfit for any occasion.

 

Favorite Book: The Rise & Fall of the Comeback Kid: Robert Downey Jr.

Favorite Movie or TV show: Californication
Favorite Food: Fugu Sashi-I like to live dangerously, but very well
Favorite Hobby: Surfing

 

3 things I can't live without: The 3 “S’s”: Surfing, Sushi & Scotch

 

Feelings on pets: Probably not, but it’s negotiable. Just don’t expect me to take care of it.

Feelings on kids: No, thank you. They’d just cramp my style

 

Something I am really good at: Looking great in a suit: business and swim

 SirCerberus

 

Age: 20

Height: 6’1”

Occupation: Student

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

 

Self-Summary: I'm a friendly nerd who will make you feel like a princess in a non-oppressive monarchy

 

What I'm looking for: Someone to play games and have fun with. A girl to explore the world while always discovering something new between us.

 

Favorite Book: Watchmen, duh. But for prose, Day of the Triffids by John Wyndham

Favorite Movie: Blade Runner: The Director's Cut

Favorite TV show: Twilight Zone

Favorite Food: Chicken fingers

Favorite Hobbies: RPGs (tabletop and video game), reading, adventuring (IRL)

 

3 things I can't live without: 3 isn’t enough. The 6 things I can’t live without are: my computer, my family, my dice collection, Starcraft, Mountain Dew, and my Sunfury Bow of the Phoenix

 

Feelings on pets: I like dogs and other loyal animals. Something that will be fun and faithful.

Feeling on kids: See pets. :)

 

Something I am really good at: Analytical things and being creative with them

HOT J-PHONER

Age: 23

Height: 6’0”

Occupation: Gallavanting

Zodiac Sign: Leo

 

Self-Summary: I'm a good looking, fast talking, commodity; you know you want to grab me before I'm gone.

 

What I'm looking for: Someone who can keep up with me. I’ll make it worth your while by taking you on the perfect date: a fast drive out of the city to visit Blaize Castle, in my Aston Martin, of course.

 

 

Favorite Book: 50 Shades of Gray (don’t knock it til you try it)

Favorite Movie or TV show: Goldfinger

Favorite Food: Dry Martini: shaken, not stirred.

Favorite Hobby: Spa days. Living fast, you need to relax slow.

 

3 things I can't live without: My Aston Martin One (just call me 007),

 

Feelings on pets: They can cramp a man’s style.  Having to make sure you get home at night to feed them or clean up poo isn't really for me.

Feelings on kids: Cute when they are someone else’s. No room in my baby (sports car), for a baby (car seat).

 

Something I am really good at: Getting places fast. I prefer my driving my Aston Martin, but for longer trips I use my pilot’s license to get where I need to go.

EVRY DAY-N-KNIGHT

 

Age: 36

Height: 5’10”

Occupation: Owner/Founder of National Produce Chain

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius

 

Self-Summary: I am a self-made man looking for someone to share my life with.

 

What I'm looking for: I think good friends make the best lovers.

Favorite Book: The Omnivore’s Dilemma

Favorite Movie or TV show: Portlandia/An Inconvenient Truth
Favorite Food: A meal made from whatever is currently fresh in my garden
Favorite Hobby: Repurposing discarded items as something new and useful. For example, an old chest of drawers can make a lovely tiered garden.

 

3 things I can't live without: Water, Sunshine, & Oxygen. The earth provides everything we really need, but that means it is our duty to take care of it in return.

 

Feelings on pets: The more the merrier

Feelings on kids: See above

 

Something I am really good at: Cultivating the earth, and friendships.

OFFICER&GENT

 

Age: 25

Height: 6’0”

Occupation: Member of the US Army

Zodiac Sign: Gemini

 

Self-Summary: I cannot bear to be idle so I joined the army upon leaving High School to pursue an active life of travel and adventure, while defending this great nation.

 

What I'm looking for: Someone to have fun with. I have to go where the army takes me, which means we could have fun in cities all around the world together!

 

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Favorite Book: Cold Mountain

Favorite Movie or TV show: Homeland
Favorite Food: Local specialties. I live to try new things.
Favorite Hobby: Poker

3 things I can't live without: Excitement, Fun, & a lady-friend to share it with

 

Feelings on pets: A dog is a must. I grew up playing with a friend’s Scottish Deerhound and would dearly love to own one of my own.

Feelings on kids: Maybe someday. My current traveling Army life is more compatible for 2 than a group.

 

Something I am really good at: Showing you a good time. Hanging out with me is never boring; that I can guarantee.

FRIEND OF CDB

 

Age: 28

Height: 5’8”

Occupation: Personal Assistant

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn, according to the Western Zodiac, born in the year of the Rat. Regrettably, I am unfamiliar with any other types of Astrology, but I am always willing to learn more!

 

Self-Summary: I am the personal assistant of a very well known producer.

 

 

 

 

 

What I'm looking for: I do not want to date casually.  I am looking for someone who wants to be married because, first, I think every well-off young man (like myself) should be married. Secondly, I think it will add greatly to my happiness; and thirdly -- which perhaps I should have started with, that it is that I have friends in high places, including the producer of a number of very well-known TV shows, whom I have referred to here as Ms. D, who has bestowed great favor upon me and treats me, dare I say, like her very own flesh and blood.

 

Now I would never dare to refer to a lady, much less my superior by such a casual title, but it is quite impossible to talk about my life without referring to her and I would never wish to infringe upon her privacy by revealing her name to the internet world at large. So, Ms. D it is, here only (and Ms. D if you happen to read this, I do apologize 1,000 times if this moniker offends your always elegant and refined sensibilities. I’m certain you, of all people, would appreciate my use of discretion even if it does result in a bit of a crass nickname).

 

Any charming lady who became a part of my life would find herself frequently in the presence of this great lady. Her approval is of utmost importance to me, but I am certain that receiving her blessing would not be difficult for any of the exemplary ladies I have come to know on this site. I truly encourage you not to be too overly intimidated by Ms. D. Although she is the pinnacle of wealth, class, breeding, and taste, she has always had an open mind towards the less fortunate and, I believe, truly delights in helping them to achieve something greater and help bring themselves a few steps closer to the elevated level at which she lives her life.

 

Favorite Book: How To Win Friends and Influence People. I first read this at the formative age of 12 and it has defined much of my life ever since. In fact, I make a point to re-read it at least once a year.

 

Favorite Movie or TV show: Anything produced by Rosings Productions will always be of the highest quality both for amusement and intellectual stimulation.
 

Favorite Food:  Whatever you like! I have a strong constitution and although I can easily subsist on the most basic bread and water I would be happy with any place you wanted to try or any meal you might want to make me. If you might permit me to be so forward as to offer to prepare a meal for you myself, I have rather perfected, my boss, Ms. D’s, most preferred delicacy: Fusilli Col Buco with Freshly Braised Spring Vegetables.
 

Favorite Hobby: I volunteer my services to the ministry of youth and their religious studies.   Though I have never formally attended Seminary school, I feel teenagers have so much they could learn from my experiences.   I must also admit, I have become something of an amatuer gardener, since it is so important that Ms. D only consumes completely organic, freshly cultivated food.

 

3 things I can't live without: Rosings Water, bottled from the springs on Ms. D’s property and chilled to between 32 and 42 degrees fahrenheit (Ms. D recommends this for optimal consumption and calorie burning), my copy of How to Win Friends & Influence People, and my cellular telephone, since it is the best way for me to check in with Ms. D day and night to make certain all of her needs are met.

 

Feelings on pets: I am quite accustomed to the many needs of Ms. D’s toy poodle so I feel quite well equipped to take on the care of another life if it is what you so desire, although til this point I have been far too busy with work to have one of my own.

 

Feelings on kids: It is my aspiration to one day have a family of my own, or OUR own, as it were...or will be. Unless, of course, the woman I marry is perhaps unable to have children of her own, in which case I would heartily encourage adoption, as long as my boss approves. Although I would like a family of my own, I would not wish it to come about in a way which inconveniences her as my work is truly of utmost important to me.

 

Something I am really good at: I wouldn’t dream of being so much of a braggart as to flaunt my own achievements or toot my own horn, however, I will say that one thing to know about me is that I will never let you down. Once I have been set to a task I will not fail and will not rest until it has been completed.

 

 ROM-SEEKS-A-JUL

 

Age: 25

Height: 6’0”

Occupation: N/A

Zodiac Sign: Scorpio

 

Self-Summary: My charm, plus your spark, equals the perfect night.

 

What I'm looking for: That special fervency; the itch of heat, the coy surety that is woman.

 

Favorite Book: Shakespeare. I am a Romeo after all. But why stop there? I'm also wildly passionate about art and music. My favorite artist: Monet. My favorite musician: Debussy. I hope to feel it all with you.

Favorite Movie or TVshow: Mad Men

Favorite Food: Wine; spicy and red

Favorite Hobby: Getting to know you. Getting to know ALL about you.

 

3 things I can't live without: Your eyes, Your smile, and music. To be quite honest I do not think I could live in a world without music. Without it, life would be a blank to me.

 

Feelings on pets: Whenever I stay in Brooklyn there is a tomcat that stops by the place. I always feed him what I can. We get along well.

Feelings on kids: Don't ask, don't tell.

 

Something I am really good at: I give amazing back rubs, complementary after a sensational date.