What I'm looking for: I do not want to date casually.  I am looking for someone who wants to be married because, first, I think every well-off young man (like myself) should be married. Secondly, I think it will add greatly to my happiness; and thirdly -- which perhaps I should have started with, that it is that I have friends in high places, including the producer of a number of very well-known TV shows, whom I have referred to here as Ms. D, who has bestowed great favor upon me and treats me, dare I say, like her very own flesh and blood.

 

Now I would never dare to refer to a lady, much less my superior by such a casual title, but it is quite impossible to talk about my life without referring to her and I would never wish to infringe upon her privacy by revealing her name to the internet world at large. So, Ms. D it is, here only (and Ms. D if you happen to read this, I do apologize 1,000 times if this moniker offends your always elegant and refined sensibilities. I’m certain you, of all people, would appreciate my use of discretion even if it does result in a bit of a crass nickname).

 

Any charming lady who became a part of my life would find herself frequently in the presence of this great lady. Her approval is of utmost importance to me, but I am certain that receiving her blessing would not be difficult for any of the exemplary ladies I have come to know on this site. I truly encourage you not to be too overly intimidated by Ms. D. Although she is the pinnacle of wealth, class, breeding, and taste, she has always had an open mind towards the less fortunate and, I believe, truly delights in helping them to achieve something greater and help bring themselves a few steps closer to the elevated level at which she lives her life.

 

Favorite Book: How To Win Friends and Influence People. I first read this at the formative age of 12 and it has defined much of my life ever since. In fact, I make a point to re-read it at least once a year.

 

Favorite Movie or TV show: Anything produced by Rosings Productions will always be of the highest quality both for amusement and intellectual stimulation.
 

Favorite Food:  Whatever you like! I have a strong constitution and although I can easily subsist on the most basic bread and water I would be happy with any place you wanted to try or any meal you might want to make me. If you might permit me to be so forward as to offer to prepare a meal for you myself, I have rather perfected, my boss, Ms. D’s, most preferred delicacy: Fusilli Col Buco with Freshly Braised Spring Vegetables.
 

Favorite Hobby: I volunteer my services to the ministry of youth and their religious studies.   Though I have never formally attended Seminary school, I feel teenagers have so much they could learn from my experiences.   I must also admit, I have become something of an amatuer gardener, since it is so important that Ms. D only consumes completely organic, freshly cultivated food.

 

3 things I can't live without: Rosings Water, bottled from the springs on Ms. D’s property and chilled to between 32 and 42 degrees fahrenheit (Ms. D recommends this for optimal consumption and calorie burning), my copy of How to Win Friends & Influence People, and my cellular telephone, since it is the best way for me to check in with Ms. D day and night to make certain all of her needs are met.

 

Feelings on pets: I am quite accustomed to the many needs of Ms. D’s toy poodle so I feel quite well equipped to take on the care of another life if it is what you so desire, although til this point I have been far too busy with work to have one of my own.

 

Feelings on kids: It is my aspiration to one day have a family of my own, or OUR own, as it were...or will be. Unless, of course, the woman I marry is perhaps unable to have children of her own, in which case I would heartily encourage adoption, as long as my boss approves. Although I would like a family of my own, I would not wish it to come about in a way which inconveniences her as my work is truly of utmost important to me.

 

Something I am really good at: I wouldn’t dream of being so much of a braggart as to flaunt my own achievements or toot my own horn, however, I will say that one thing to know about me is that I will never let you down. Once I have been set to a task I will not fail and will not rest until it has been completed.